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Funny Affirmations

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable shit

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable shit

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Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

I have much to celebrate about myself and my life

Positive Affirmation

I am worthy of making my dreams come true

I Am Affirmation

I am grateful for my talents and my abilities.

Why am I a divinely composed work of art?

Journal Prompt Affirmation
*POWERFUL*

Why does discipline beget more discipline?

Journal Prompt Affirmation
*POWERFUL*

Why am I grateful for this beautiful day?

Why does success come to me so quickly and so easily?

Journal Prompt Affirmation
*POWERFUL*