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Funny Affirmations

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable shit

Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable shit

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Why do I use my time to improve my life?

My bank is full of money

Positive Affirmation

Why do I always feel loved?

Journal Prompt Affirmation
*POWERFUL*

My fears of tomorrow are simply melting away

I see the perfection in all my flaws and all my genius

Positive Affirmation

Why am I an independent thinker?

Journal Prompt Affirmation
*POWERFUL*

Why do I grind it out and put in maximum effort?

I deserve to be healthy and happy

Positive Affirmation